Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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