Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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