fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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