guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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