You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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