Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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