The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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