if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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