she's into porn, im staying here tonight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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