Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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