I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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