that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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