happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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