as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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