so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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