I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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