I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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