Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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