Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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