Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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