we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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