Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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