It's just like the Real World with babies
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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