ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
