So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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