Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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