thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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