I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.