Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.