Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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