I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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