some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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