...so i touched it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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