Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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