My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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