I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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