I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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