Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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