That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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