This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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