I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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