Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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