When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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