ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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