Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
3 2 1 whiskey
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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