his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Will exercising make me less horny?
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