This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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