Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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