Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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