Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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