Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
pray to the hookup gods
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
