So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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