dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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