you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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