someone owes me an orgasm
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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