he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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