shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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