I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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